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  1. 9/20/2016 • Unabridged

    The new animal-fantasy/adventure series for fans of Warriors, Spirit Animals, and Redwall!Kit may have saved the Wild Ones from the Flealess, but he and his neighbors are not out of danger yet. Coyote has taken charge of the Thunder River Rompers, a notorious gang of nearsighted otters, and he has his sights set on Ankle Snap Alley. When, on the eve of the First Frost, Coyote and his henchmen steal all of the seeds and nuts that the Alley’s residents have stored up for winter, Kit knows that he can’t sit by and do nothing. As he tries to fulfill his school assignments and win himself a coveted invitation into the Moonlight Brigade, Kit knows he must outsmart the Coyote so that his fellow Wild Ones can survive the winter. With so much depending on him, it’s time for Kit to pull off his greatest trick yet and save the community he now calls home. Howl to snap!Praise for The Wild Ones:“Raccoon hero Kit and his ragtag community of creatures will sneak their way into your imagination and steal your heart. They may pick your pocket, too, but they’ll take you on an adventure you won’t soon forget. This is a fantasy that kids will adore (and quick-of-paw parents will steal). A wild ride from a wildly imaginative author.”—Katherine Applegate, Newbery Medal-winning author of The One and Only Ivan and the bestselling Animorphs series“Bold deeds, betrayals, and buffoonery kick off this series with gusto.”—Kirkus Reviews“The sharp, lively descriptions (‘like dynamite in a silk purse’) shine while the exhilarating finale illustrates that home is wherever your ‘howl to snap’ friends live.”—Publishers Weekly “Readers will root for Kit as he tangles with scoundrels, liars, and even a hungry crocodile….A promising new series for fans of animal adventure.”—School Library Journal

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  2. 7.4 hrs • 9/13/2016 • Unabridged

    A thrilling debut novel where fantasy and science fiction meet, dragons aren't as innocent as they look, and nothing is quite what it seems.Anne has spent most of her thirteen years dreaming of the day she and her best friend Penelope will finally leave Saint Lupin's Institute for Perpetually Wicked and Hideously Unattractive Children. When the big day arrives, a series of very curious happenings lead to Anne being charged with an epic quest. Anne, Penelope, and new questing partner Hiro have only days to travel to strange new locales, solve myriad riddles, and triumph over monstrous foes--or face the horrible consequences.Packed with action, humor, and endless heart, this debut novel marks the first volume in an irresistible and original fantasy series.

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  3. 0.1 hrs • 9/13/2016 • Unabridged

    In this Level 1 reader, the Cutie Mark Crusaders are so excited to celebrate Hearts and Hooves day! They go on a mission to find a special Valentine for their teacher, Cheerilee, but soon realize they are in big trouble when their love potion spell misfires! Based on the fan favorite television show Friendship is Magic, which airs on the HUB.

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    My Little Pony: Hearts and Hooves

    0.1 hrs • 9/13/16 • Unabridged
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  4. 0.2 hrs • 9/13/2016 • Unabridged

    It's Nightmare Night in Ponyville! Join the ponies and their pals as they celebrate their version of Halloween. They dress up in silly costumes, collect lots of candy, and tell spooky stories about the evil Nightmare Moon!

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    My Little Pony: Tricks and Treats

    0.2 hrs • 9/13/16 • Unabridged
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  5. 2.3 hrs • 9/9/2016 • Unabridged

    Remy is a rat who enjoys the finer things in life, and when a happy accident lands him in the kitchen of a Parisian restaurant, he can’t resist helping a hapless cook create culinary masterpieces that have all of Paris waiting in line for a taste.

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    Ratatouille

    2.3 hrs • 9/9/16 • Unabridged
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  6. 3.4 hrs • 9/6/2016 • Unabridged

    In their third uproarious oral history, the Tapper Twins take their sibling feud to the political stage as they race to become class president! Told as a series of interviews, smartphone photos, screenshots, text messages, and social media bursts, The Tapper Twins Run for President is guaranteed to be the absolutely funniest presidential race since 1776. Claudia Tapper wants to become President of the United States someday, and her political career has begun in earnest at Culver Prep. She’s the sixth grade class president, and has every reason to presume she’ll get reelected. Reese Tapper could not care less about student government—until his soccer game is banned from Culvert’s only outdoor space, and he learns becoming class president is his best shot at overturning the new rule. And thus, the greatest political rivalry in Culvert Prep history is born! In a tangle of evil-genius advisors, meddlesome best friends, negative campaign attacks, and outrageously funny missteps, Claudia and Reese duke it out to see who will rule the school.

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  7. 9.3 hrs • 9/6/2016 • Unabridged

    The author of The Swap delivers another hilarious, heartwarming, and empowering novel about a girl who relives the same day over and over again—each time as someone new. Perfect for fans of Wendy Mass, Holly Goldberg Sloan, and Meg Cabot. Seventh grader Frannie Hudson wonders what it would be like to trade in her family for a new one. Her big brother ignores her. Her mean older sister can’t stand her. And her parents have just announced they’re going on a last-minute vacation—without her. When Frannie makes one desperate, crazy wish—BOOM!—she magically bounces into a whole new life, with a totally different family. And. It. Is. Amazing! There’s only one catch: waking up as someone else keeps happening. Plunged into lives and adventures she’s only imagined—from being a pop star to meeting one super-cute boy—Frannie finds courage in the unforgettable friends and families she meets along the way. But as her new life spins out of control, Frannie begins to worry if she’ll ever get back home. A celebration of the power of love and connection, Megan Shull’s extraordinary new novel captures one girl’s journey to find her voice, heal her heart, and discover the joy of bouncing back.

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    Bounce by Megan Shull

    Bounce

    9.3 hrs • 9/6/16 • Unabridged
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  8. 3.6 hrs • 9/6/2016 • Unabridged

    The full moon is rising…with a bite! Twelve-year-old Emma is excited to spend a weekend away at best friend Samantha’s house for an epic sleepover with Sam and her out-of-town cousins. But things take a turn for the spooky when Emma’s peculiar new book, Tales from the Scaremaster, shows it has a mind of its own—and weaves a story starring Emma and some cousins hiding a very creepy secret! When the story from the book starts coming to life, and with only hours before the full moon rises, it’s up to Emma to figure out the secrets of the Scaremaster. Can she solve this wolfish mystery, find a way to outwit the Scaremaster, and stop a werewolf in its tracks…or will she end up as wolf bait? Frightfully funny tales come to life in this thrilling new series, perfect for fans of Goosebumps.

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  9. 3.5 hrs • 9/6/2016 • Unabridged

    Beware the secrets of the swamp… Aidan and Olivia live in a creaky old house on the edge of a dirty, swampy lake. Craving some excitement, they convince their parents to let them camp out by the lakeshore under a full moon, with only their dog for company. Aidan loves to scare his sister and has plenty of funny tricks up his sleeve for their campout. But the twins are about to find out that the creepy old book that washed ashore, Tales from the Scaremaster, has a mind of its own-and its mind is set on scares beyond Aidan’s wildest dreams! When the story in its pages about Aidan, Olivia, and a swamp monster starts coming to life, Aidan and Olivia are in a whole mess of trouble. Can they find a way to outrace and outsmart the monster and the Scaremaster…or will they end up as swamp sludge? Frightfully funny tales come to life in this thrilling new series, perfect for fans of Goosebumps.

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  10. 8/30/2016 • Unabridged

    For fans of Warriors, Spirit Animals, and Redwall—the next great animal fantasy adventure is here! Kit is a young raccoon who has lived his whole life under the Big Sky. But when a pack of hunting dogs destroy his home and kill his parents, Kit needs to escape. He finds himself in Ankle Snap Alley, a city in the midst of a turf war between the Wild Ones and the people’s pets who call themselves The Flealess. There he uncovers the secret that they died for—an ancient truce that gives Ankle Snap Alley to the Wild Ones. But the Flealess will stop at nothing to keep that secret buried forever, and Kit is in serious danger. Only the brave of heart and quick of paw can save the Wild Ones now. Perfect for fans of the Warriors, Spirit Animals, or Redwall series, this first book in the Wild Ones epic is sure capture young readers’ imaginations and take them on a great adventure.Praise for The Wild Ones: * “The action is fast-paced, the dialogue hilarious, and the supporting characters true to their animal personalities. Animal fantasy lovers will frequently chuckle; younger children may enjoy hearing the book read aloud.”—School Library Connection *STARRED REVIEW*“Raccoon hero Kit and his ragtag community of creatures will sneak their way into your imagination and steal your heart. They may pick your pocket, too, but they’ll take you on an adventure you won’t soon forget. This is a fantasy that kids will adore (and quick-of-paw parents will steal). A wild ride from a wildly imaginative author.”—Katherine Applegate, Newbery Medal-winning author of The One and Only Ivan and the bestselling Animorphs series“Bold deeds, betrayals, and buffoonery kick off this series with gusto.”—Kirkus Reviews “The sharp, lively descriptions (‘like dynamite in a silk purse’) shine while the exhilarating finale illustrates that home is wherever your ‘howl to snap’ friends live.”—Publishers Weekly“Readers will root for Kit as he tangles with scoundrels, liars, and even a hungry crocodile….A promising new series for fans of animal adventure.”—School Library Journal

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    The Wild Ones

    8/30/16 • Unabridged
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    2.2 hrs • 8/29/2016 • Unabridged

    IN THE DISTANT FUTURE, humans have long ago left Earth, but someone forgot to turn off a little robot named WALL•E, who goes about his chores day after day after day. When circumstances lead WALL•E off the planet and across the galaxy, he goes on the adventure of a lifetime with a starship full of people and robots. With a little luck, this rusty metal hero will save the day and win the love of a beautiful female robot named EVE! WALL•E proves that love is universal, whether your heart beats or beeps!

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    WALL-E

    2.2 hrs • 8/29/16 • Unabridged
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  12. 6.4 hrs • 8/23/2016 • Unabridged

    Cameron Smith attends an elite boarding school and has just been accepted to Princeton University alongside his beautiful girlfriend, Claire. Life for Cameron would be perfect, except that Cameron Smith is actually Skip O’Rourke, and Skip O’Rourke ran away from his grifter family four years ago—along with $100,000 of their “earnings” (because starting a new life is not cheap). But when his uncle Wonderful tracks him down, Skip’s given an ultimatum: come back to the family for one last con, or say good-bye to life as Cameron. “One last con” is easier said than done when Skip’s family is just as merciless (and just as manipulative) as they’ve always been, and everyone around him is lying. Skip may have given up on crime, but there’s one lesson he hasn’t forgotten: always know your mark. And if you don’t know who your mark is…it’s probably you. Witty and irresistibly readable, this standout debut will always keep you guessing.

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    Thieving Weasels

    6.4 hrs • 8/23/16 • Unabridged
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  13. 9.7 hrs • 8/23/2016 • Unabridged

    A darkly funny and spectacularly original exploration of friendship, goodbyes—and spontaneous combustion.   Mara Carlyle’s senior year at Covington High in suburban New Jersey is going on as normally as could be expected, until the day—wa-bam!—fellow senior Katelyn Ogden explodes during third period pre-calc. Katelyn is the first, but she won’t be the last senior to explode without warning or explanation. The body count grows and the search is on for a reason—Terrorism! Drugs! Homosexuality! Government conspiracy!—while the seniors continue to pop like balloons.Mara narrates the end of their world as she knows it with tell-it-like-it-is insight as she tries to make it to graduation in one piece through an explosive year punctuated by romance, quarantine, lifelong friendship, hallucinogenic mushrooms, bloggers, ice cream trucks, “Snooze Button™,” Bon Jovi, and the filthiest language you’ve ever heard the President of the United States use over Skype. Aaron Starmer rewrites the YA rulebook in Spontaneous, a ridiculously funny, super honest, and truly moving exemplar of the absurd and raw truths of being a teenager in the 21st century . . . and the heartache of saying goodbye.From the Hardcover edition.

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    Spontaneous

    9.7 hrs • 8/23/16 • Unabridged
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  14. 1.4 hrs • 8/22/2016 • Unabridged

    Alex is a Self-Sufficient Loner Who Doesn't Need Anyone. But Soon She Learns The True Value of Friendship by Working Together! Alex is a loner in the ice plains. She prefers pigs to people. She's a vegetarian. She starts in a small hut but moves into an igloo that she then renovates. She's good at fighting mobs in the overworld, but not the Nether. She meets Steve, who annoys her. He shares the legend that the villagers have: Herobrine put a curse on the area so that if a zombie ever kills a villager, zombie pigmen begin appearing and attacking in the overworld. Alex returns home with the thought that this isn't her problem only to find that zombie pigmen invaded her igloo. She rushes to find Steve, to figure out how to stop the curse. Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.

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  15. 1.4 hrs • 8/18/2016 • Unabridged

    Noob Steve . . Pathetic and Incompetent, Saves The World in 30 Days . . . What?! For the past five months, rural parts of the world have been breaking out in spontaneous fires. These Mysterious Fires, which no one has been able to identify the cause of, have begun to displace residents of the Deep Forests, who now seek refuge in the nearby city. The city of Stone Towers grants entry to refugees of the Mysterious Fires only if they can prove they are skilled enough to work in one of the city's professional vocations: crafting, farming, mining, or defense. When our main character, Steve the Noob, arrives at the city gates, they don't ask him where he is from. They don't even for his name. They place him in a detainment cell and tell him he will perform his evaluations tomorrow, to prove he is worthy enough to start building a new life, as a servant of the Stone Towers government. Over the next 30 days, Steve the Noob will have to learn new skills to ultimately save the entire city! Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.

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  16. 1.1 hrs • 8/17/2016 • Unabridged

    Fellow Classmates Make Dork Steve Feel Frightened . . . Who will help him? Steve says he will go into the old abandoned mine and fine diamonds to show them how great he is! Of course, he is actually terrified and doesn’t think he can do it. It isn't until he meets the brave Alex, who helps him through the monsters and darkness. In this thrilling Minecraft Diary, Steve realizes that he doesn’t need to prove anything to the bullies if he has friends. Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.

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