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4.3 hrs • Mar/14/2017 • Unabridged
Anonymous is back with the intoxicating, darkly dangerous, and wildly addictive sequel to his New York Times bestselling debut novel Diary of an Oxygen Thief.Picking up the story where it left off, the controversial protagonist of cult classic Diary of an Oxygen Thief retools his advertising skills to seduce women online. It’s a pursuit that quickly becomes a dangerous fixation, often requiring even more creativity and deception than his award-winning ad campaigns. Dazzling, daunting, and darkly hilarious, this spellbinding sequel is a spectacular indictment of a modern love twisted beyond recognition. This title was previously published as Chameleon on a Kaleidoscope.Available Formats:5.6 hrs • Aug/16/2016 • Unabridged
Folklore, humor, proverbs, toasts — and blarney!Excerpted anecdotes from the biographies of Swift, Curran, O’Leary and O’Connell, relating humorous snippets of politics in Ireland. For some these may be poignant in addition to being humorous and for others they may be humorous in addition to being poignant.Available Formats:2.6 hrs • Aug/11/2016 • Unabridged
The most important thing to know about writing a novel is this: You can do it. And if you’ve already written one, you can write an even better one. This audiobook shares his secrets for creating killer plots, fleshing out your first ideas, crafting compelling characters, and staying sane in the process.Available Formats:0.2 hrs • Aug/07/2016 • Abridged
“Sleeping Beauty” is a classic fairy tale, which involves a beautiful princess, a sleeping enchantment, and a handsome prince.Available Formats:0.9 hrs • Aug/07/2016 • Abridged
The saga of Frithjof is adapted from the epic poem of Esaias Tegner, the national poet of Sweden who lived in the first part of the 19th century. Prepare to be taken on an amazing adventure.Available Formats:3.4 hrs • Aug/03/2016 • Unabridged
These two medieval Icelandic sagas tell one of the most astonishing stories in the history of exploration—the discovery of America by two Norsemen, Eirik the Red and Bjarni Herjolfsson, over five hundred years before Christopher Columbus. A fascinating bit of history and a distinctive piece of world literature, the Vinland Sagas is the definitive record of Europe’s first glimpse of the North American continent.Available Formats:3.6 hrs • Jul/26/2016 • Unabridged
Hurt people hurt people. Say there was a novel in which Holden Caulfield was an alcoholic and Lolita was a photographer’s assistant and, somehow, they met in Bright Lights, Big City. He’s blinded by love. She by ambition. Diary of an Oxygen Thief is an honest, hilarious, and heartrending novel, but above all, a very realistic account of what we do to each other and what we allow to have done to us.Available Formats:0.1 hrs • Jul/08/2016 • Unabridged
The wonderful story of the legendary Swiss folk hero who shot the apple from his son's head.Available Formats:0.8 hrs • Jul/04/2016 • Unabridged
Short sketches of the bible specially written for childrenThe stories included here are “Feeding the Multitudes,” “Jesus Calms the Tempest,” “Ruth and Naomi,” “Moses,” “Jacob and Esau,” “The Apostle Paul,” “David,” “The Tower of Babel,” and “The Boyhood of Jesus.”Available Formats:0.3 hrs • May/13/2015 • Unabridged
A cruel nobleman grants permission for the marriage of two of his serfs only on condition that the bride spins her wedding gown and a death-shroud for himself from nettles, and that the wedding should not take place until after his death. Every time the girl spins the cloth for his shroud, he becomes violently ill—and his attempts to stop her are thwarted by strong magic. There are many twists to the tale as the magic spinning wheel steers the characters towards their destinies.Available Formats:2.4 hrs • Aug/21/2014 • Unabridged
The oldest surviving epic poem in Old English, written around 1000 AD, Beowulf tells the story of a great warrior in southern Scandinavia in both youth and maturity. A horrible monster, Grendel, terrorizes King Hrothgar of Denmark’s great mead hall until Beowulf defeats him. Celebrations of the monster’s demise are short-lived, however, as Grendel’s mother returns to avenge her son’s death. Beowulf vanquishes her as well, and returns to Geatland a great hero. Years later, now a king, Beowulf slays a dragon but is mortally wounded in the battle, proving his valor and bravery one last time before death. The tale is powerfully performed here by Crawford Logan in a lively modern translation by Benedict Flynn.Available Formats: Digital Rental1.7 hrs • Feb/24/2014 • Unabridged
A Man With A Maid is the story of Jack, a Victorian gentleman, and his revengeful seduction of Alice and the other women he entices into a specially created padded room dubbed “the Snuggery.” His sexual exploits are vividly related in delicious detail.Available Formats: Digital Rental9.2 hrs • Jan/08/2013 • Unabridged
Meet Sasha King, a down to earth young writer who finds herself working inside a world that both repels and fascinates her: Project Icon, the once-mighty television talent show that’s taken a hit in the ratings. In an attempt to get back on top, the show has hired two new celebrity judges, entrepreneur-actress-singer Bibi Vasquez and rock legend Joey Lovecraft, a priapic wild man who doesn’t even own a television (it goes against the teachings of his guru, Tibetan high lama Yutog Gonpo). In addition to the demands of the new judges, Sasha has the task of handling frighteningly robotic host Wayne Shoreline (who may or may not eat puppies as part of his pre-show prep), young would-be idols (including the foul-mouthed Mia Pelosi and the chaps-wearing Jimmy Nuggett), muckraking gossip columnists, and the powerful executive of a competing reality television talent show. The combination of characters will leave readers swimming in a cocktail of pure crazy. In Elimination Night, we get a peek at the deliciously outrageous machinations, the ego clashes, meltdowns, and cover-ups, that take place behind the scenes of the talent shows we’ve become addicted to. The details of their inner workings are so accurate the book had to be written anonymously.Available Formats:0.7 hrs • Dec/01/2012 • Unabridged
Imaginations will soar with this tale of the brave young girl with a true, loving heart. To save her father’s life young Beauty goes to live in an enchanted castle with a terrifying beast. Wondrous adventure awaits her here and a valuable lesson about the meaning of true love.Available Formats: Digital Rental0.6 hrs • Dec/01/2012 • Unabridged
The classic story of Cinderella—the young girl forced to live among the ashes is an inspiration to all. Despite her mistreatment at the hands of her bossy stepmother and stepsisters, Cinderella keeps her spirits high and a song in her heart. Young listeners will delight in the storytelling as they enjoy this tale of the power of goodness. Also includes the story: Prince Hyacinth and the Dear Little PrincessAvailable Formats: Digital Rental0.6 hrs • Dec/01/2012 • UnabridgedDownloadAlso: Digital Rental0.6 hrs • Dec/01/2012 • Unabridged
Rapunzel has magnificent long hair, fine as spun gold and the sweetest voice in the entire kingdom. The witch, however, has Rapunzel locked away in the highest room in her tower. Who will rescue the fair damsel? Children will delight in the telling of the classic fairy tale.Available Formats: Digital RentalLoading more titles...
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