100 Funny Quotes Part 2: Laugh-Out-Loud With The Funniest, Silliest, Dumbest Jokes, Riddles, Quotes, Terrible Wise Cracks by Adam Cardone audiobook

100 Funny Quotes Part 2: Laugh-Out-Loud With The Funniest, Silliest, Dumbest Jokes, Riddles, Quotes, Terrible Wise Cracks

By Adam Cardone
Read by Greg Pearce

Author's Republic
0.29 Hours 1
Format : Digital Download (In Stock)
  • $9.99
    or 1 Credit

    ISBN: 9781982798543

Pop A Funny Quote Wherever, Whenever You Want! "I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating." ~ Mark Twain "I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." ~ Elayne Boosler "There's no sauce in the world like hunger." ~ Miguel de Cervantes "If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." ~ Laurence J. Peter "I think I am, therefore, I am... I think." ~ George Carlin "Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?" ~ Barbra Streisand "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." ~ Steven Wright "Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers." ~ George Carlin "Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it." ~ George Carlin Get Started Right Now And Grab "100 Funny Quotes" Today :D

Learn More
Membership Details
  • Only $12.99/month gets you 1 Credit/month
  • Cancel anytime
  • Hate a book? Then we do too, and we'll exchange it.
See how it works in 15 seconds

Summary

Summary

Pop A Funny Quote Wherever, Whenever You Want!
"I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating." ~ Mark Twain
"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." ~ Elayne Boosler
"There's no sauce in the world like hunger." ~ Miguel de Cervantes
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." ~ Laurence J. Peter
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think." ~ George Carlin
"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?" ~ Barbra Streisand
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." ~ Steven Wright
"Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers." ~ George Carlin
"Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it." ~ George Carlin
Get Started Right Now And Grab "100 Funny Quotes" Today :D

Reviews

Reviews

Author

Author Bio: Adam Cardone

Author Bio: Adam Cardone

Titles by Author

Details

Details

Available Formats : Digital Download
Category: Nonfiction/Humor
Runtime: 0.29
Audience: Adult
Language: English