Can I Kiss Her Yet?
By Tony James Slater
Read by Tim Campbell
The Humorous Travel Memoirs Series: Book 1
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1 Format: Digital Download
Tony James Slater is back! This time he’s got only one thing on his mind: Getting married. According to Bill Shakespeare, the path of true love never did run smooth . . . And this is Tony; nothing ever runs smoothly for him. So the path of true love is about to beat him around the head with a snow shovel. It started so well—with a proposal that left bite marks, and Tony selling his body to medical science in exchange for the wedding budget. But there were bound to be hiccups. Like his fiancé not being allowed into the country . . . Join in the hilarious antics, as Tony and his bride-to-be fend off randy camels, rapacious rodents, and gigantic cardboard underpants—whilst traveling to Spain, the Middle East, and all over England. This is a story of life, death, love, marriage, and everything in between. It’s also the story of how not to plan a wedding. And don’t get me started on the honeymoon!
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Summary
Summary
Tony James Slater is back!This time he’s got only one thing on his mind: Getting married. According to Bill Shakespeare, the path of true love never did run smooth . . . And this is Tony; nothing ever runs smoothly for him. So the path of true love is about to beat him around the head with a snow shovel.
It started so well—with a proposal that left bite marks, and Tony selling his body to medical science in exchange for the wedding budget. But there were bound to be hiccups. Like his fiancé not being allowed into the country . . .
Join in the hilarious antics, as Tony and his bride-to-be fend off randy camels, rapacious rodents, and gigantic cardboard underpants—whilst traveling to Spain, the Middle East, and all over England. This is a story of life, death, love, marriage, and everything in between. It’s also the story of how not to plan a wedding. And don’t get me started on the honeymoon!
Author
Author Bio: Tony James Slater
Tony James Slater is a very, very strange man. He believes himself to be indestructible, despite considerable evidence to the contrary. He is often to be found making strange faces whilst pretending to be attacked by inanimate objects. And sometimes-not always, but often enough to be of concern-his testicles hang out of the holes in his trousers. It is for this reason (amongst others) that he chooses to spend his life far from mainstream civilization, tackling ridiculous challenges and subjecting himself to constant danger. He gets hurt quite a lot.
Details
Details
| Available Formats : | Digital Download |
| Category: | Nonfiction/Humor |
| Runtime: | 10.87 |
| Audience: | Adult |
| Language: | English |
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