Never Have I Ever by Katie Heaney audiobook

Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) without a Date

By Katie Heaney
Read by Sarah Franco

Hachette Book Group 9781455544677
8.25 Hours Unabridged
Format: CD (In Stock)
  • $35.00

    ISBN: 9781478911104

In the tradition of Is Everyone Hanging Out without Me? and I Was Told There’d Be Cake, comes a hilarious, quirky, and unflinchingly honest memoir about one young woman’s lifelong (and totally unsuccessful) search for love. “I’ve been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face.” So begins Katie Heaney’s memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family life, she still has never had a boyfriend … and she’s barely even been on a second date. Throughout this laugh-out-loud funny book, you will meet Katie’s loyal group of girlfriends, including flirtatious and outgoing Rylee, the wild child to Katie’s shrinking violet, as well as a whole roster of Katie’s ill-fated crushes. And you will get to know Katie herself—a smart, modern heroine relaying truths about everything from the subtleties of a Facebook message exchange to the fact that “Everybody who works in a coffee shop is at least a little bit hot.” Funny, relatable, and inspiring, this is a memoir for anyone who has ever struggled to find love, but has also had a lot of fun in the process.

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Summary

Summary

In the tradition of Is Everyone Hanging Out without Me? and I Was Told There’d Be Cake, comes a hilarious, quirky, and unflinchingly honest memoir about one young woman’s lifelong (and totally unsuccessful) search for love.

“I’ve been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face.”

So begins Katie Heaney’s memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family life, she still has never had a boyfriend … and she’s barely even been on a second date.

Throughout this laugh-out-loud funny book, you will meet Katie’s loyal group of girlfriends, including flirtatious and outgoing Rylee, the wild child to Katie’s shrinking violet, as well as a whole roster of Katie’s ill-fated crushes. And you will get to know Katie herself—a smart, modern heroine relaying truths about everything from the subtleties of a Facebook message exchange to the fact that “Everybody who works in a coffee shop is at least a little bit hot.”

Funny, relatable, and inspiring, this is a memoir for anyone who has ever struggled to find love, but has also had a lot of fun in the process.

Editorial Reviews

Editorial Reviews

“Reading Never Have I Ever is a bit like reliving your most awkward moments—but in the best way, because this time, the cringeworthy moments are happening to someone else. Anyone who’s ever swooned over a boy whose name she didn’t even know or overanalyzed a text message from a crush will see herself in Katie Heaney. You’ll relate to her frustrations and admire her confidence, and probably wish she was your best friend.” Rachel Bertsche, New York Times bestselling author
“Every twentysomething woman will relate to at least one of the disastrous attempts at courtship in this memoir. And then she’ll want to buy copies for all of her girlfriends so they can discuss it over a few glasses (bottles?) of wine at book club.” Library Journal
“Katie’s prose illustrates her life events by letting the voice in her head reveal all. Everything that ever crossed your mind while you were with your friends and crushes will echo back to you as you read about moments like a messy kiss with Eric or the feeling of helplessness when finding out that a friend of the opposite sex likes you and you just are not ready for that kind of information.” HelloGiggles
“Anyone who’s ever swooned over a boy whose name she didn’t even know or overanalyzed a text message from a crush will see herself in Katie Heaney.” Rachel Bertsche, New York Times bestselling author
“Every…woman will relate to at least one of the disastrous attempts at courtship in this memoir.” Library Journal

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Author

Author Bio: Katie Heaney

Author Bio: Katie Heaney

Katie Heaney is a writer and blogger whose writing has appeared on BuzzFeed, Outside Magazine online, New York magazine’s culture blog Vulture, Hairpin, Awl, and Glamour.com, among other places. She lives in New York City.

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Available Formats : CD
Category: Nonfiction/Biography & Autobiography
Runtime: 8.25
Audience: Adult
Language: English