Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar by Kelly Oxford audiobook

Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

By Kelly Oxford
Read by Kelly Oxford

HarperAudio 9780062102225
8.63 Hours Unabridged
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Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon A terrible liar

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Summary

Summary

Kelly Oxford is . . .

A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds

Not the queen of the world

An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher

The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush

A born salesman

Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20

That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time

Totally an expert on strep throat

Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend

A writer

A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes

"Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four

Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket

"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert

Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon

A terrible liar

Editorial Reviews

Editorial Reviews

“Kelly Oxford is like your cool babysitter who teaches you about sex and sarcasm in an un-creepy way. Hanging out with her book makes you wish your parents were always out to dinner.” Lena Dunham
“Kelly Oxford is a refreshing rarity in a sea of Hollywood suck-ups. She’s hilarious, hot, and the most truthful liar I’ve ever encountered.” Diablo Cody
“Kelly Oxford is the friend we all deserve–the one who tells us the best secrets, takes us on all the finest adventures, and remembers every hilariously embarrassing detail. Everything Is Perfect is sharply funny, and truly great.” Cameron Crowe

Reviews

Reviews

by Lauren M 9/13/2017
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WItty Lady

At first I expected a memoir or life lessons like the books of other funny ladies, Tina Fey and Ellen, but this was definitley something different. More like a collection of short stories going chronologically through Kelly's life, all the anecdotes feature her alternately as a self deprecating goofball and innapropriate bad-girl. Her hilarious similes and witty writing style make for a very entertaining read and her narration is perfectly sarcastic to fit her stories. Light, amusing, and full of delightfully bad behavior, the only thing I wished she'd included were behind the scenes stories of her screenwriting experiences...maybe in her next book!

Author

Author Bio: Kelly Oxford

Author Bio: Kelly Oxford

Kelly Oxford started writing at five years old when she penciled “I had a baby” into her Hello Kitty diary, and she hasn’t stopped since. She now writes words that companies like Warner Bros., CBS, and NBC have bought for film and television and magazines like GQ have published.

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Details

Details

Available Formats : Digital Download
Runtime: 8.63
Audience: Adult
Language: English