The Hunger Pains by the Harvard Lampoon audiobook

The Hunger Pains: A Parody

By the Harvard Lampoon
Read by Joy Osmanski

Simon & Schuster Audio
4.13 Hours Unabridged
Format: Digital Download (In Stock)
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    ISBN: 9781442349957

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WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME! THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.

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A New York Times bestseller

WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME! THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS

When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.

Editorial Reviews

Editorial Reviews

“This book makes me wish I’d never been shot.” Abraham Lincoln 
The Hunger Pains really struck a chord with me.” Kantkiss, protagonist of The Hunger Pains 
“The book always falls through my hands, but in an undeniably funny way.”   A Ghost

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Author Bio: the Harvard Lampoon

Author Bio: the Harvard Lampoon

The Harvard Lampoon is the world’s longest-running humor magazine. Written by college undergraduates and modeled on British magazine Punch, the 1876 debut issue took the Harvard campus by storm. Early publications set the pattern for continued success with a strong emphasis on illustration and satire. Lampoon alumni include many noted comedians, authors, actors, and screenwriters.

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Available Formats : Digital Download
Runtime: 4.13
Audience: Adult
Language: English