The Sex Lives of Cannibals by J. Maarten Troost audiobook

The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific

By J. Maarten Troost
Read by Simon Vance

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At age twenty-six, Maarten Troost decided to pack up his flip-flops and move to a remote South Pacific island. The idea of dropping everything and moving to the ends of the earth was irresistibly romantic. He should have known better. This book tells the hilarious story of what happens when he discovers that the island is not the paradise he dreamed of. Falling into one amusing misadventure after another, Troost struggles with stifling heat, deadly bacteria, and polluted seas in a country where the only music to be heard is “La Macarena.” He and his girlfriend, Sylvia, contend with incompetent officials, alarmingly large critters, a paucity of food options (including the Great Beer Crisis), and bizarre local characters, including “Half-Dead Fred” and the so-called Poet Laureate of Tarawa, a British drunkard who’s never written a poem in his life.

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Summary

Summary

A Washington Post Pick of Best Audiobooks to Transport You to Another Place

At age twenty-six, Maarten Troost decided to pack up his flip-flops and move to a remote South Pacific island. The idea of dropping everything and moving to the ends of the earth was irresistibly romantic. He should have known better.

This book tells the hilarious story of what happens when he discovers that the island is not the paradise he dreamed of. Falling into one amusing misadventure after another, Troost struggles with stifling heat, deadly bacteria, and polluted seas in a country where the only music to be heard is “La Macarena.” He and his girlfriend, Sylvia, contend with incompetent officials, alarmingly large critters, a paucity of food options (including the Great Beer Crisis), and bizarre local characters, including “Half-Dead Fred” and the so-called Poet Laureate of Tarawa, a British drunkard who’s never written a poem in his life.

Editorial Reviews

Editorial Reviews

“Truly funny and engaging…Troost’s darkly comic sensibility is nicely served by Simon Vance’s wry, understated delivery which captures the author’s flair for self-deprecation.” Washington Post (audio review)
“If you’re looking for an audio travelogue from hell, check out Simon Vance’s top-notch narration here…Vance provides a stiff-upper-lip tone perfectly suited to Troost’s narrative and unleashes a range of accents and voices that bring to life a South Sea island packed with lunatic locals.” AudioFile
“A delightful, self-deprecating, extremely sly account of life in a place so wretched it gives new, terrible meaning to getting away from it all.” National Geographic Adventure
“A comic masterwork of travel writing and a revealing look at a culture clash.” Publishers Weekly (starred review)
“Troost has found his calling in broadly humorous travel writing. He’s a natural…He can also laugh at himself, almost as often as the islanders do… Lives up to the billing as ‘a travel, adventure, humor, memoir kind of book’—and a really good one, at that.” Kirkus Reviews (starred review)
“A hilarious, sardonic travelogue…readers learn how humor itself can be a necessary tool for survival.” Booklist
“Written with wit and wonder, The Sex Lives of Cannibals is a great escape. You’ll learn something and laugh along the way.” Ingram

Reviews

Reviews

by AnandaRyan 9/13/2017
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Fantastic!

I've never been a big fan of nonfiction, let alone travel books, but this book really surprised me. Troost is an extremely entertaining writer, and Simon Vance's narration is perfect. Loved it!

Author

Author Bio: J. Maarten Troost

Author Bio: J. Maarten Troost

J. Maarten Troost’s essays have appeared in the Atlantic Monthly, Washington Post, and the Prague Post. After two years in the Pacific, he was hired as a consultant by the World Bank. He spent several years in Fiji then relocated to the United States and now lives with his family in Monterey, California.

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Available Formats : Digital Download, Digital Rental, CD, MP3 CD
Category: Nonfiction/Humor
Runtime: 8.60
Audience: Adult
Language: English