50 Things Liberals Love to Hate

A nationally syndicated radio talk show host and Fox News contributor uses his trademark humor to take us inside the life and mind of the American liberal, coming up with 50 definitive things liberals just love to hate.

It’s hard work being a liberal these days. When you hate things most Americans love, it’s tiring to have to endlessly correct/educate/fix/enlighten the poor dullards out there who just want to enjoy their lives. But it’s not too late, liberals, to join the fun! C’mon, crack open a Bud and throw another T-bone on the grill. But kindly check your disdain at the door when it comes to:

WALMART: How about a handmade, locally sourced flat-screen television instead?

STEAKHOUSES: There’s no steamed tofu on this menu.

MCDONALD’S: The stranger in the playground handing out candy to children.

FLAG PINS: It’s okay to love America, but not enough to wear it on your lapel.

FOOTBALL: War with cleats and pads.

THE V-8 ENGINE: There’s just something plain wrong about all that power and

freedom under the control of one person.

SUCCESS: When you make more money than the rest of us, it hurts our feelings.

THE FOUNDING FATHERS: A bunch of old white guys who are making it nearly

impossible for modern government to pick our doctors, teach our children, correct our

diets, and save our money.

. . . and 42 other darn good reasons to lock the doors, crank up the A/C, turn on the game,

and let the countdown begin. . . .