The Onion Book of Known Knowledge
Read by
Avery Sanford,
June Bunt
Release:
10/23/2012
Release:
10/23/2012
Runtime:
3h 47m
Unabridged
Quantity:
“A tome so replete
with knowledge [that it allows readers] to win friends and influence people.”
Entertainment Weekly
Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known.
Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.
Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.
Release:
2012-10-23
2012-10-23
Runtime:
Runtime:
3h 47m
3h 47m
Format:
audio
audio
Weight:
0.4 lb
0.0 lb
Language:
English
ISBN:
9781619692206
9781619692213
Publisher:
Hachette Book Group
Hachette Book Group
Praise