Watch Your Junk & Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby audiobooks ignore:

• Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room
• The exact moment your opinion no longer counts
• How friends and family will respond to the news
• How TV and baby classes have lied to us
• Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room
• How to convert diapers into usable guilt
• How to insure your child says your name first
• And much, much more
  Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers includes a special twin version of fatherhood in the event that you are so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time.

Don't go into fatherhood unprepared; listen Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it's too late.